Lil’Bear

Look at the size of those paws!

So a few weeks ago, my husband came home with another puppy. I was not amused. We tried to find a good home for him the first few days, but as soon as he had a name, well, that was it. Canine #5 joined our family. 

He came from Azul, the vet’s compound. His father is Blackie, who is huge and hairy but well-behaved. From what I can tell, he’s also Cocoa and Puppy’s brother from the same mother. Bear (his name because of his HUGE paws) has Puppy’s eyebrows and coloring that Fred has. Fred and George are most likely Puppy’s offspring. So we’re one big happy family. 

Lil’ Bear (or Osito) is still learning his name and where it’s ok to pee and poop and where it’s not. Lots of “clean up on aisle 5” going on. 

He’s also not convinced that taking a walk is something he really needs to do, unlike Cocoa, who could happily take 8-10 short walks a day in any weather.

Lil’Bear wants to go outside and will let me put the harness on (one that Bruce outgrew before it even arrived) but then finds a breezy, shady spot and lays down. The more I tug, the more he turns to dead weight. So I’ve had to modify our walk schedule. Cocoa still gets the majority of the walks. He’s good about keeping me from working too long without a break. Then at least twice a day, Lil’Bear goes with us. He’s our Zen reminder to stop and enjoy nature rather than the brisk and serious patrol duty that is Cocoa’s job. 

As my son is already walking Cerebus, Fred, George, and Bruce (who is technically still a puppy but has outgrown both of the older Puppers). So that means Cocoa and Lil’Bear are my responsibility. 

Lil’Bear is also very fussy when he’s tired. He moans and whines and flips and flops until he settles down for his nap. I had ordered a “cat” bed during the Black Friday sales last year that neither cat felt suitable, and Bear has claimed it as his own. 

He’s not fond of the cats. He has a high-pitched bark that seems to be his “I’m telling on you” bark when they are up on something, and he thinks they shouldn’t be. Fuzz typically ignores him, but Manchas hisses and growls, which just further intensifies Bear’s tattling.

Although Cocoa won’t admit it, he loves having Lil’Bear around. The sacred guarding of the house is no longer Cocoa’s sole responsibility, although Bear is still a rookie. Most mornings, during my exercise routine, the boys are upstairs with me, wrestling like those televised professionals on WWF. It often turns into a session of the zoomies with Cocoa launching himself from my bed over Bear’s head and then racing back. Lil’Bear isn’t quite big enough to jump on the furniture, but I’m sure that’s only a week or two away at most. 

Despite being not quite big enough for the beds, he has discovered that if he pulls the tablecloth, blanket, or mat down, he’ll be rewarded with some sort of prize (the cat’s still full food dish, the cozy comforter that’s way better than his own, or some leftover bits of people food.)

Lil’Bear has also found Cocoa’s discarded (or limbless) toy basket. He loves spreading them about and making those detached monkey arms squeak. Cocoa seems ok with that. He’s too old to play with toys, after all.

So here we are, nearly classifying as animal hoarders in our little ranchito. I hope this is the last puppy for quite some time.

Ma, how could you?

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Internet Procedure–Again

In December, I received several text messages from the satellite internet company that our data was running out and that we should renew. I was a little concerned since I knew that we had only signed a contract for five years, and I wasn’t sure when that contract expired and what would happen after that to our service. Would they come and get the antenna? Would we just not have a working connection?

So I dug out the contract and read it through again, but I still had questions. I had my son try and call via Skype, but the number went to a fax machine. Then I tried to have him use the “chat” option on the website, but there was no way to submit a question. So I had to put saldo (money) on my phone and try to call from there. Lo and behold, the call went through. He talked to a representative who said that we could continue paying our monthly fee and they would continue providing service even though we had fulfilled the terms of our contract, which expired in November. He even managed to get my email contact information corrected. It’s only been wrong since we signed up. 

Because things seemed so uncertain with the satellite internet, we decided to see what we could do to improve or upgrade the other internet service we have. Well, that mission was a bust. The place where we had contracted the service said that our service could stop at any moment since they no longer have the portable modem setup plan. It’s not that great of a service, but something is better than nothing, right?

So our next line of inquiry was to find out if TelCel had anything we could use. Remember, we have no landlines for TelMex to piggyback on. We borrowed a water bill from my sister-in-law and headed out to the mall to ask. 

Since my son had never contracted any sort of TelCel service before, he was asked to provide four phone numbers. One was to be a house phone, one a work phone, and two references. At least one of those needed to be a número de casa (landline). Ugh! Nobody we knew had a landline in Moroleón. 

We took the form and went home to try and figure something out. We used my cell phone as the house phone and my friend Claudia as the work number. Then my sister-in-law’s cell phone was one reference, and my friend in Mexico City gave us her house’s phone number to use. Back to TelCel we went. 

This time the holdup was that my son’s CURP (personal identification number)  listed on his INE has an “e” instead of an “m,” and the computer system kept rejecting it as a valid number. My son was born in the U.S., making him an “extranjero” rather than “Mexicano” at least according to CURP. It took several hours, but eventually, someone managed to override the system into accepting his CURP.  

He contracted the service for 30 months, took everything over to the other counter, and paid two months in advance, plus the cost of the modem. It ended up being about $2000 pesos, give or take. He also got a TelCel stuffed toy, it being Christmas and all, no charge. 

Monthly, it’s the same price as our main (not satellite) internet, although apparently, there’s a 200 yearly charge added on for whatever reason. It works as well as the other internet we have, and my son is happy since he doesn’t have to work around my teaching schedule to use his laptop. Of course, if either of our internet services decides to stop providing service, that might change, but for now, we’ll take it.

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New Herb Book in Spanish

February has another COMPLETE writing project! I’m tickled pink, well maybe green, that El boticario mexicano: Remedios herbales tradicionales para el resfriado y la gripe has been released! 

It took some time between the English and Spanish versions because, of course, it had to be translated! My son was the lead on that! He even signed up for a Spanish spelling course online of his own volition during the months he spent hammering away at the translation. 

Then the formatting took a bit of time because the program I previously used went to a monthly plan rather than a one-time fee per book, and as I have, well, I don’t know exactly how many books I have out now, but a lot of books, and paying for that would break the bank. So I had to learn how to format using another program. 

Anyway, it’s ready now, and in celebration, both the English and Spanish ebook versions are FREE for the next few days.

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